Survivethe Outbreak
Lettuce did this. CDC's backlog sits at 5,100+ cases and climbing. Corporate bathrooms are a warzone. Buy the shoes, buy the ticker.
5,100+ cases confirmed by the CDC
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Shit Shoe Moments in Crypto
Every cycle has its legends. Every legend has its moment. This is ours.
2017π
BTC at $900
True believers never farted in public.
2021π
Doge to the Moon
Many apes. Many⦠bathroom breaks.
2022π
Luna Toilet Flush
Some charts go down faster than you can run.
2023πΈ
FTX: Gone in One Wipe
Not your keys. Not your toilet paper.
2024π
Meme Season Returns
Strap in. Hold tight. Wear Shit Shoes.
Shit Shoes Award Generator
Drop your trade. Get roasted or saluted. Share the card.
CDC Outbreak Dashboard
(Totally real, trust us)
Today's Panic Level
91% π©
Bathroom Occupancy
97% π»
Lettuce Threat
EXTREME π₯¬
Emergency Status
ACTIVE π¨
Total Cases (fake)
5,100+
β Keep Climbing
Community Stories
Real stories from real survivors.
Survival Leaderboard
The bravest holders of $SHOES.
Beat the Emergency Simulator to post your score π
Live Meme Wall
Fresh memes from the community.
π½ 8,912
Bathrooms Destroyed
𧻠1.2M+
Rolls of TP Used
π 420,690
Pairs of Shit Shoes Sold
π¦ 91%
Current Panic Level
Don't Get Caught Without Them
Buy $SHOES. Survive the outbreak.
